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Humberto Suazo, born on May 10, 1981 in San Antonio, San Antonio Province, Chile, is an association football player and association football coach. As of 2026, Humberto Suazo is 45 years old. The listed height is 172 cm.
My Take
What I love about Humberto Suazo is that nickname: "the man who came from Planet Goal." You don't earn a tag like that without scaring goalkeepers for a living, and "Chupete" was exactly that kind of poacher's striker for Chile. What strikes me is the full arc here, born in San Antonio, he scored his way up and then circled back into coaching, eventually running San Luis de Quillota. I find that move interesting; not every born finisher wants to teach the craft afterward. He keeps a quiet Instagram presence, but the goals were never quiet at all.
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1. Profile
- Name (English)
- Humberto Suazo
- Name (Japanese)
- ウンベルト・スアソ
- Reading
- うんべると・すあそ
- Born
- May 10, 1981 (age 45)
- Origin
- San Antonio, San Antonio Province, Chile
- Height
- 172 cm
- Occupation
- association football player / association football coach
- Zodiac / Chinese zodiac
- Taurus / Rooster
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3. About this entry
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Facts are limited to publicly available information up to 2024; non-public or unconfirmed items are omitted. English text is machine-assisted (facts translated by Sonnet, "My Take" written by Opus 4.8). The Japanese page is the source of record.
Frequently asked questions
When was Humberto Suazo born?
Born May 10, 1981 (age 45).
Where is Humberto Suazo from?
Humberto Suazo is from San Antonio, San Antonio Province, Chile.
What does Humberto Suazo do?
Humberto Suazo works as association football player, association football coach.
How tall is Humberto Suazo?
Humberto Suazo is 172 cm.
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