Humberto Suazo

What I love about Humberto Suazo is that nickname: "the man who came from Planet Goal." You don't earn a tag like that without scaring goalkeepers for a living, and "Chupete" was exactly that kind of poacher's striker for Chile. What strikes me is the full arc here, born in San Antonio, he scored his way up and then circled back into coaching, eventually running San Luis de Quillota. I find that move interesting; not every born finisher wants to teach the craft afterward. Whatever he does now, the goals were never quiet at all.

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Name (English)

Humberto Suazo

Name (Japanese)

ウンベルト・スアソ

Reading

うんべると・すあそ

Born

May 10, 1981 (age 45)

Origin

San Antonio, San Antonio Province, Chile

Height

172 cm

Occupation

association football player / association football coach

Zodiac / Chinese zodiac

Taurus / Rooster

• Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/humbertoandresss/
• Wikipedia (English)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humberto%20Suazo
• Wikipedia (Japanese)https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A6%E3%83%B3%E3%83%99%E3%83%AB%E3%83%88%E3%83%BB%E3%82%B9%E3%82%A2%E3%82%BD
• Wikidatahttps://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q314719

Tags

• San Antonio Province
• association football player
• association football coach

Last updated

November 2, 2026

Only publicly available facts are listed; non-public or unconfirmed items are omitted. Base data was compiled from Wikidata from June 2026 onward; ages are recalculated daily and deaths are checked against Wikidata on an ongoing basis. English text is machine-assisted (facts translated by Sonnet, "My Take" written by Opus 4.8). The Japanese page is the source of record.