Kyle Schwarber

I'll be honest, Kyle Schwarber is one of my favorite guys to watch swing a bat, because he plays baseball like he's mad at the ball. He's a thick, unapologetic power hitter out of Middletown, Ohio, and when he gets one, it's not a home run, it's a launch with its own weather pattern. I still grin thinking about him as a folk hero on those Cubs teams, and he's only doubled down on the all-or-nothing approach since, piling up home runs and earning a Silver Slugger to show it's no fluke. Will he win a defensive award? Probably not, and I don't care. I love a guy who knows exactly who he is, swings out of his shoes every night, and somehow keeps coming through. Pure entertainment.

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Name (English)

Kyle Schwarber

Name (Japanese)

カイル・シュワーバー

Reading

かいる・しゅわーばー

Born

March 5, 1993 (age 33)

Zodiac / Chinese zodiac

Pisces / Rooster

Origin

Middletown, Ohio, United States

Height

183 cm

Occupation

baseball player

High school

Middletown High School

University

Indiana University Bloomington

Awards & achievements

• 2021 Major League Baseball All-Star
• 2022 Silver Slugger Award

• Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/kschwarb12/
• Xhttps://x.com/kschwarb12
• Wikipedia (English)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle%20Schwarber
• Wikipedia (Japanese)https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%A4%E3%83%AB%E3%83%BB%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A5%E3%83%AF%E3%83%BC%E3%83%90%E3%83%BC
• Wikidatahttps://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q16980697

Tags

• Ohio
• baseball player

Last updated

2026-06-02

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